One day, I broke both of my hands and ended up in the hospital.
The truth is that I have a mysterious illness where if I don’t bust a nut every three hours, my balls will start to hurt.
And since I can’t use either of my hands, I had to have the nurses at the hospital jerk me off.
Sweet, gentle nurses, doing this and that for me… That’s what I imagined would happen.
But apparently everyone that lives around here knows that this hospital has nothing but nurses with the worst personalities!